(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer:
“Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me:
“Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer:
“Have you read them?”
Me:
“Yes, I have.”
Customer:
“Didn’t you just LOVE them?!”
Me:
“Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer:
*suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”
Me:
*backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS EPIC
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